Out Of Uni

You know you've been out of uni too long when...

• Your potted plants stay alive.
• Having sex in a single bed is absurd.
• You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
• 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
• You hear your favourite song in the lift at work.
• You carry an umbrella.
• You watch the Weather Channel. 8.Your friends marry and divorce instead of get together and break-up.
• You go from 130 days of holidays to 7.
• Jeans and a jumper no longer qualify as 'dressed up'
• You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door don't know how to turn down the stereo.
• Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
• You don't know what time the kebab shop closes anymore.
• Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
• You feed your dog Pal instead of McDonald's.
• Sleeping on the lounge is a no-no.
• You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m.
• Dinner and a movie - The whole date instead of the beginning of one.
• You go to the chemist for Panadol and antacids, not condoms and pregnancy test kits.
• A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff'
• You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
• Grocery lists are longer than macaroni & cheese diet coke CC's
• 'I just can't drink the way I used to' replaces 'I'm never going to drink that much again'
• Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
• You don't get drunk at home, to save money, before going to a bar.