Modern Hunting

An old man was sitting on his front porch down in Tennessee watching the sun rise. He sees the neighbours kid walk by carrying something big under his arm. He yells out, "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"

The boy yells back, "Roll of chicken wire."

The old man says, "What you gonna do with that?"

"Gonna catch some chickens." the boy replies.

"You damn fool, you can't catch chickens with chicken wire!" advises the old man.

The boy just laughs and keeps walking.

That evening at sunset the boy comes walking by and to the old man's surprise he is dragging behind him the chicken wire with about twenty chickens caught in it.

Same time next morning the old man is out watching the sunrise and he sees the boy walk by carrying something kind of round in his hand.

The old man yells out, "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"

"Roll of duck tape."

"What you gonna do with that?"

"Gonna catch me some ducks."

The old man yells back,"You damn fool, you can't catch ducks with duck-tape!"

The boy just laughs and keeps walking.

That night around sunset the boy walks by coming home and to the old man's amazement he is trailing behind him the unrolled roll of duck tape with about thirty-five ducks caught in it.

The same time next morning the old man sees the boy walking by carrying what looks like a long stick with something fuzzy on the end.

The old man says "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"

The boy says, "It's a pussy willow."

"Wait up boy… I'll get my hat!" the old man exclaims.