The Gorilla

A zoo acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the gorilla, a female, became very horny, and difficult to handle. Upon examination, a veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was on heat.

What to do? There was no male of this species available. While reflecting on their problem, the zoo administrators noticed Burl, an employee responsible for cleaning the animals' cages.

Now Burl was rumoured to possess ample ability to satisfy any female, and he wasn't very bright. So the zoo administrators thought they might entice Burl to satisfy the female gorilla.

They approached him and proposed, "Would you be willing to screw the gorilla for $500?"

Burl said, "I might be interested. Let me think it over."

He entered the zoo administrators' office the following day. "I accept your offer," he said, "but with three conditions. First, I don't want to have to kiss her. Second, I want nothing to do with any offspring that may result."

The zoo administration quickly acceded to these conditions, "But what about the third condition?"

"Well, you've gotta give me another week to come up with the $500.", Burl demanded.