The Cows

A man takes his wife to the cattle show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign read: This bull mated fifty times last year.

The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated fifty times in a year. You could learn from him."

They proceed to the next bull and his sign read: This bull mated sixty-five times last year.

The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated sixty-five times last year. That's over five times a month. You can learn from this one also."

They proceeded to the last bull and his sign read: This bull mated 365 times last year.

The wife's mouth drops open and says, "Wow! He mated 365 times last year. That's once a day! You could really learn from this one."

The man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and ask if it was 365 times with the same bloody cow."